It’s time to go balls deep in some vodka. Well, not literally. Instead, try some interestingly named Balls Vodka, an American-made vodka, local right here in New York. Distilled four times and corn-fed, this spirit is both gluten-free and vegan, meaning no one is left out from the party. And at 80-proof, there will definitely be a party.
Clocking in at under 100 calories per serving, Balls Vodka makes for a healthy alternative to those frozen margaritas you’ve probably been drinking all summer. Despite what you may think about this ballsy take on vodka, it’s actually remarkably smooth, putting it right on par with other high-end vodkas, and also has a slight hint of vanilla you’ll just be able to notice once you sip it. On the rocks, with some seltzer, or in a cocktail, this is one liquor that will have just about everybody grabbing life by the…well, balls.
No matter if you’re just hankering for a sip or stocking up for armageddon, Balls Vodka comes in four sizes, ranging from power balls and small balls, to big balls and super balls (try saying that five times fast). Plus, it’s an affordable alternative to less ballsy vodkas.
Grab some balls ASAP!
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